I was going to clean the bathroom the other morning, but saw that there was a nasty spider sneakily crouching behind the garbage bin. Rushing out of the bathroom, I begged Gubby (9) to kill it for me. Gubby grabbed our bumble bee fly swatter and I showed him where the (huge) offending eight legged horror was residing, then quickly made my retreat. The following is what I heard in the bathroom for the next two minutes:
“What? That’s just a small one! (I hear the sound of the garbage bin being moved aside) Yah! Yah! Yah! Die! Wait, there’s like five of them! Sonia! Why didn’t you tell me there were five of them?"
He then proceeded to kill them all, with many exclamations and brave remarks.
My hero.
Note: The weird name above is one of the many nicknames I will be using in place of real names for the sake of privacy. :)
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